Not all hero’s wear capes. Only a few current players have their name on the cup three different times. There’s only one hockey player that could give Joey Chestnut a run for his money.
The Blackhawks can save their season and put to bed all the rumors with one signing. There’s no better fit for Phil Kessel at this current time.
Corey Perry gets drunk in Smashville and his contract gets terminated. Anthony Beauvillier needs a change of scenery and Chicago might be a good fit, whenever he can get there. Beauvillier is currently dealing with visa issues. Patrick Kane signing with the Detroit Red Wings is the best thing to happen, ever.
With Taylor Hall missing the rest of the season due to knee surgery, it just makes sense to bring in another veteran like fantasy Phil. It’s the right thing to do and the United Center could start selling Phil’s Chicago Dogs. Phil Kessel has to sign with the Blackhawks before he retires and the time is now!