The commentary here is A+ as Pete says. From everything, with the arrows and the voice changes this was pure poetic comedy and I loved it. Now, lets get into the nitty gritty. What in the world was this guy thinking? First, the elbow to the girlfriend. Yes, unintentional but also yes, you just put her in a terrible mood. This is a circumstance where you usually get the, “Act your age” but what you don’t know is that when guys go to sporting events all bets are off. We will act like we did when we were 10 and theres nothing more you can do about it. It’s science. Second, how do you not give the puck to your girlfriend? The only way to salvage this is to hand it over and pray that is enough to not put you fully in the doghouse. You will still likely be there but it won’t be nearly as heard digging your way out of it. Handing the puck to another girl, one row in front of you, is just as bad if not worse than the initial elbow. Are you trying to get dumped? Is this your way of telling her, “It’s not you, it’s me”? Never once did I think I’d be dishing relationship advice on this blog but c’mon man, be better.
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