Throughout American history there have been trail blazers of the business world that capitalize on opportunities that change the world, and in turn earn said trail blazers billions of dollars. Elon with his electric cars. Steve Jobs creating a cell phone that essentially has become an unofficial monopoly, and turned people with green texts into a group of people us normal folk disgust. But no person in American history has an opportunity quite like the father of the three young men pictured above: Jim Hughes.
You see the three boys in that picture with Jim there have gone on to become a) potentially the 2nd best hockey player on the planet b) arguably the best defenseman in the league not named Cale Makar and c) a budding star defenseman at the age of 20 years old. He isn’t just producing professional athletes, he’s producing SUPERSTARS.
When a young athlete becomes a superstar by becoming one of the best in the world at their respective sport, their parents typically get taken care of pretty well. Mortgage paid off, maybe a new car, or a massage chair to watch their offspring dominate the opposition on national television. It’s rare when this happens, an experience that less than 1% of the parents in America get to experience. It’s even more rare when that parent has it happen TWICE such as the Kelce brothers in the NFL, or the Ball brothers in the NBA. But to have it happen THREE times? That’s no longer a coincidence, it’s a proven consistent product. A product that if mass produced, would sell for millions of dollars for one single unit.
Jack, Luke, and Quinn will all likely make tens of millions of dollars throughout their impressive NHL careers, and I bet they intend to take care of mom and dad. But why should Jim Hughes settle for that, when he could be making tens of millions per MONTH?
To get to where they are today guys like Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Jeffy Bezos had to grind and grind for years to get massively rich. All Jim Hughes needs to do is spend a few minutes a day alone in the bathroom and he could surpass Bezos in wealth by next year.
Let’s look at the math here: as a parent is you know your kid is guaranteed to become an NHL superstar, you know you yourself will get to share in that wealth. Likely in the millions just for you, especially if Uncle Gary keeps raising the cap for the foreseeable future. Knowing this, who wouldn’t pay $1 million for a few ounces of the Hughes juice? The payoff may take 20 years to reach, but the return on investment here is better than anything Fischer Investments is shoving down my throat during intermission commercials.
Now I know what you’re thinking, how can ole Jim keep up with demand here? Luckily for him, testosterone boosters exist. All it takes is one text during a baseball game and he’ll have a bottle of Nugenix on his doorstep, ready to help him give the world the gift of NHL talent in a cup.
So grab the lotion Jim it’s time to become a trillionaire.
The Morning Skate 