We’ve Discovered a New Innovative Way to Play Defense

Hand up if you’ve ever wanted to do this but never had the balls to?


This is absolute gold. Buddy on the white squad sees a quality scoring chance and tries to take matters in to his own hands. But Houston, we have a problem.

  1. You threw your stick about 3 seconds to late
  2. Instead of throwing your stick at the puck or a stick, you javelin toss your twig into the head of an opposing player

After reviewing this play, we’ve decided to suspend this player for 2 games without pay. The principal point of contact is the head, this could’ve poked an eye out, and could’ve easily started a giant brawl (I have no idea how that didn’t happen). In all seriousness, clown move but something I can sit here and laugh about on a Monday night. Well done, sir.

Author: Ked

1st line thoughts with a 4th line heart. Hope you guys enjoy the site and let us know what we can do to make it better. ALWAYS remember-- When in doubt, glass and out.

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