Students Say The Preds Should Change Their Name to Sabrecats Because Predator is Offensive

Students suggest rebranding NHL’s Nashville Predators to the Sabercats to get away from stigmas associated with the word “predator”#NHL #Nashville @PredsNHL @sport_analytic pic.twitter.com/wPycYck3Ck

— Emory MAC (@Emory_MAC) February 19, 2019

What a fucking world we live in. Don’t worry, I’ll pay you guys over $200K in college tuition for you to melt my brain into thinking anything and everything is offensive. We don’t know what the objective of this class was but this is something of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine being in a group and someone says, “Well ya know, predator is like super disrespectful and insulting. When I see that, I just literally CAN NOT EVEN. We should change it to like, Sabrecat lolz like how adorbz?” Give me a break.

Our boy Cooner had some follow up points that probably put their brain in a pretzel.

And the New Jersey Devils should be rebranded because anything can be achieved through Christ. https://t.co/zKb9Cp3Xhg

— Devin Coon (@coontune) February 20, 2019

Also, rebrand Fruity Pebbles to end the stigma around those who eat small, fruit flavored rocks.

— Devin Coon (@coontune) February 20, 2019

And my personal favorite,

Okay last thing haha but wouldn’t a Sabrecat basically be if Buffalo’s mascot fucked Florida’s mascot and had a baby out of wedlock? 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/cZz6Bcdqb9

— Devin Coon (@coontune) February 20, 2019