We Have Two Pre-Meditated Stick Murders, What One is Worse?

It was a rough day for hockey sticks around the world. Not just one, but two purposeful, premediated murders of hockey sticks left hockey fans in disarray. I don’t know if I’ve ever been more triggered in my life than I was watching both of these videos. Lets break (no pun intended) these situations down.

Wars literally have been started for less. The one thing that gets me going is the casual “Hey go fuck yourself” flip of the stick to your feet. I don’t think I would’ve stopped until I got a hold of that goalie and every single shot from then until the end of time would be humming high hard ones. Am I surprised? Not really. Goalies, lets face it, you’re all psychos and I don’t mean that as an insult but as a term of endearment. You guys love stirring the pot knowing you have 20 other players who will sacrifice anything for you.

Bud, you got to get around those refs. This is just like when I freak out at a Defenseman going up the wall into a million players. FIND OPEN ICE and go give that kid an ass kicking. I loved the initial reaction by the way— Let’s see here, I’m going to flex it and WHAT THE FUCK. That was at least laugh out loud funny.

All in all, I think I would’ve been more pissed about the goalie. A goalie putting your stick in a net and using it to snap in half should be grounds for execution. Thank god I don’t have to worry about it since STX sent me a stick that would’ve been able to get through both of those situations. STX, hard body.

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Author: Ked

1st line thoughts with a 4th line heart. Hope you guys enjoy the site and let us know what we can do to make it better. ALWAYS remember-- When in doubt, glass and out.

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