Rangers Make Pitch For Panarin: Forget That He’s Right Handed

Whoever designed the picture of Panarin needs to be banned from all Rangers related activities. Coming off of a rather impressive NHL draft and beginning of the offseason, the Rangers went to make their pitch to the Breadman and in my eyes, failed. Listen, I understand ultimately money talks, but when the Russian star can get paid more from a Florida team (tax free BABAY) every little detail of this meeting should’ve been methodical and executed. What might seem minor, I don’t think is. Here are a list of things you could’ve done to see how Panarin shoots:

  • Google Search
  • NHL 19 research
  • Look at literally any picture ever
  • Use a pre existing picture and photoshop Rangers gear
  • Phone a friend
  • Watch a hockey game and just know this (Think I’d bat over .600 guessing all NHL players)
  • Shake his hand, see what one he reaches out with
  • Ask JD, your new president who already has a relationship with Artemi

Here is a list of things you shouldn’t do:

  • Guess

This is an NHL professional sports team and their graphic design department is one of a 7th grade level. Check this tweet out.

I don’t know this guy, but I’m assuming he doesn’t have a graphic design background and he did this is 30 minutes!!!!

Classic Rangers, get my hopes up and then give me a wet willy, titty twister to bring me back to planet Earth. SMH.

Author: Ked

1st line thoughts with a 4th line heart. Hope you guys enjoy the site and let us know what we can do to make it better. ALWAYS remember-- When in doubt, glass and out.

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