I am all in on The Church of Kakko

I remember when I first saw this I was a little apprehensive. We had drafted Kaapo Kakko and now Rangers fans had started a church, a cult if you will.


I remember thinking, us Rangers fans are going to be insufferable this year regarding our prized jewel, myself included. But then I thought, “You know what, we haven’t had this type of player drafted since I’ve been alive. Fuck Jamie Lundmark, fuck Bobby Sangueinetti, FUCK HUGH JESSIMAN, lets ride this wave, we earned it.”

Then, yesterday happened.

How in my right mind can I sit here and tell you that I’m not going to blow this completely out of proportion. Yes, it is a rookie tournament, yes I know it doesn’t matter but guess what. I DONT GIVE A FUCK. Our Jewel, our prize, played in his first game, was still probably sick..

Had three apples in the third period, then decided to tea bag the Pilon twins and Minnesota prospects as a whole to carry us to victory. Again, I know it’s early but you better believe I’m buying one of these right this second.

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Great job by Ryan Mead and Blueshirt Breakaway. Praise be. Kaapo mother fucking Cakeo.

Author: Ked

1st line thoughts with a 4th line heart. Hope you guys enjoy the site and let us know what we can do to make it better. ALWAYS remember-- When in doubt, glass and out.

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