Every time I wake up in the morning and look at my online banking, the night after buying a girl who was way out my league copious amounts of drinks at the bar, I have a small panic attack. I call myself stupid and throw a temper tantrum- I’m talking stomping feets, quiet moaning, the works- before I roll out of bed, look in the mirror and tell myself that I’m going to be eating hot dogs for the next week or two. I cannot fathom how I would feel if I multiplied that a million times.
I can’t comprehend how someone can rack up these kind of bills. I almost throw up at the sight of dash 91K a month and that’s just a month! How did someone not say, AT ANY POINT, “Hey Evander, maybe we should stop wiping our ass with 100 dollar bills”?
Kane has some time left remaining on his contract to open a small savings account and maybe cut out some coupons at the local Aldis. Glass half full? If he does the exact opposite of what he did before, there’s a chance he might be able to lease a brand new Chevy Equinox for as little as $179 a month. Remember, drive DePaula.