I hate critters. Any type of critter I am OUT. Squirrels, rats, bats, mice, raccoons, snakes, spiders, chipmunks – all of those animals can kindly fuck right off. I’m also a believer in dad strength. For those wondering what dad strength is, dad strength is a mystical super power guys get when they have kids. It doesn’t matter how big or small you are, the moment you have a child you get almost 10 times stronger and tougher than you once were – and up until this point I also thought the more brave you got. That is, until I saw this dad go back hand tape to tape with a squirrel and his family.
I mean, if TSN scouted this guy for the draft, they’d hit us with “This guy makes a great first pass”, am I right? The problem is, this guy should be trying to clear the zone – not go tape to tape in front of his kids. Sometimes it’s just as important to make the simple play and go glass and out.