So it’s Wednesday and nothing is going on right? WRONG. Your boy Paul Bissonnette takes no days off and decides to battle a rattlesnake.
Now let’s break this down.
- Biz is now a father of a beautiful pup Hacker. You know how they say people get dad strength? Well they also get dad balls too, because there is NO SHOT that id go within 5 feet of that thing. Planes and snakes are Keds kryptonite. Fun fact- Once went on a hike with an ex girlfriend. Got about half way up the mountain and ran into a HUGE (probably wasn’t that big) snake. I was the first one to see it and you know how they say “fight or flight”? Well let me tell you I’ve never ran so fast from something in my life. Seems reasonable right? Well I may have forgot to tell the girlfriend there was a snake there and let me tell you what, guys, never run from a snake and leave your girlfriends behind. She was none to pleased. In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t be with someone I’d sacrifice to a garden snake so it actually all worked out in the end. Hence the term, “ex girlfriend”.
- Biz has always been coined a locker room guy and his chemistry with Dave shows it. What a hype guy, what a motivator. Biz tries to get Daves clout up on Instagram like any true friend would. Daves response of “A couple” was some laugh out loud funny stuff. The entire time Biz is talking strategy and giving pointers to Dave all while being behind the seen. This is exactly what 4th liners do. You may not be in the action, ever, but you always want to stay involved. You always want your team knowing that you have their back. Biz knows this, Dave knows this, and now you know this.
- That snake is dead. Like super dead. That’s what happens when you put in the tag team duo of Biz and Davey boy. The team had a vision, figured out what they needed to do and executed. This is what championship caliber people do in the grand scheme of things.
I’ve always been a huge Biz supporter. He’s the only reason I have a 4th line for life tattoo on my leg.
The past couple of years I’ve thought, “Hm maybe this isn’t the best idea. I put up 104 points in beer league, I’m a 1st liner, what was I thinking?” Well Biz, I appreciate you bringing me back to reality. I’m a part of a 4th line movement and I couldn’t be prouder.