This is how you loose your baby teeth in a hockey family:
Well, that just happened. Want to make sure your kid grows up not afraid to go in the corners? Tie a string to his baby teeth and hum a high hard one. This kid just put his entire youth hockey league on notice.
Parent 1: “Did you see that psycho kid who pulled out a tooth taking a Slap Shot?”
Parent 2: “Yeah! I heard he got kicked out of the second grade for stabbing his teacher with a skate blade.”
Parent 1: “No, no, no. I heard he was packing griz green during recess and sweatered some kid on the jungle gym.”
This is how local legends are made. Stories will continue to come out about this kid and I am totally on board. Think Ogie Ogilthorpe of the playground.
Lastly, I am just wondering where is the mom on this one? Personally, I can see my dad thinking that this was a good idea but I can also see my mom putting an end to this as soon as my dad grabbed some string. Regardless, score one for the good guys. Hockey families are the best.
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