I could’ve kept this hush, hush, I didn’t have to tell anybody. I could’ve went about my business and kept this off the web but what kind of guy would that make me? Tonight the Rangers play the Jerks from Carolina and I believe in the Blueshirts. I believe in the fact that in Zuccarello, Hayes and McQuaids final games as a Ranger that they boys won’t let
me them down. That the boys won’t want the Jerks in red (or black) doing some sort of rubbish on their home ice after a win. The they don’t want to see Dougie Hamilton walk it out, that they won’t want to see Justin Williams act out a scene of Hamilton. That they will not let Justin Faulk pretend to reenact a scene out of Star Wars or Teuvo Teräväinen pretend that he’s a part of the Jamaican bobsled team. Tonight, the Rangers will be great and the Rangers will win. Now, say it with me. Jerks! Jerks! Jerks!
Disclaimer: If the Rangers lose, do not expect me to take the loss with dignity. I will lash out and act like a baby, that’s just bound to happen. This is me controlling the story before the story controls me.