Leader of The Jerks, Justin Williams, Admits to Eating Poop Sandwiches

Is this what we want our kids doing? Professional athletes are supposed to be role models, someone our kids can look up to and emulate. I’ve already had it up to here with the Jerks and this might be the final straw. I cannot believe the captain of a professional hockey team is out here hammering down poop sandwiches. What type of psychopath would do this? And why tell the press? I’ll tell you why, it’s because he wants young kids who look up to him also eating shit sandwiches. I hope all of you who loveeee what the Carolina Jerks have done take a good long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself what are you doing. This all could’ve been stopped months ago but instead was welcomed with arms wide open. If you’re a true Jerk fan, you too must eat a shit sandwich. Let me know how that works out for you.







DISCLAIMER: I do not actually think he eats shit sandwiches but it will be funny to see how many people get upset about this.

Author: Ked

1st line thoughts with a 4th line heart. Hope you guys enjoy the site and let us know what we can do to make it better. ALWAYS remember-- When in doubt, glass and out.

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