THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS. I knew it, I knew it was too good to be true. The Rangers couldn’t possibly have an entire offseason go perfect, that wouldn’t be the Rangers.
I’m not a Russian, but if I was I think id only really live by one absolute rule: Leave Putin alone. He is one bull you don’t want to ride, on bear you don’t want to poke. I don’t know shit about Russia’s politics or anything along those lines, and this could be very untrue, but I get a vibe that if Putin doesn’t want you around he snaps his fingers and you disappear. This is what I took in from the Netflix documentary Icarus.
As an American, as a Rangers fan, I fully support Artemi. I just don’t know if I’d be telling reporters.