Last night we saw some of the best talent the NHL has to offer. We had two plays that made myself almost pass out is a pool of my own happy tears. So now it’s your job to choose which one was prettier.
In the red corner:
This was a “This is still my league, Connor” moment. Sid the kid is out here working his edges, dippin’, dodgin’, wheeling a fugggggin dealing. This is as close to a “Darren Sharper HOLD MA DICK” moment I’ve seen in the NHL in a long time. I’ve watched this 500 times and ask myself, “If I had even 5% of Sidney Crosby’s talent, would I be in the NHL?” Fuck man, probably.
And in the blue corner:
Marchand, Bergeron and Pastrnak is the best line in hockey and I’m not afraid to say it. Every time they are on the ice the opposing fans immediately cover their eyes like their watching some sort of fucked up scary movie. The creativity and ability Marchand shows in this goal is disgusting. It actually makes me sick how fucking good Brad Marchand, the third round pick, actually is.
So what goal made you need to take a minute? What goal made you aroused? It’s horny for hockey szn so let us know below!
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