I don’t care if it’s hockey, baseball, basketball, ANY sport in the world, if you’ve competed in an athletic sporting event, at one point or another you’ve wanted to yard sale your opponent in the handshake line. However, even though you’ve thought this you just couldn’t do it. The refs are there, there will be repercussions, your parents will be disappointed, you might get your ass kicked, the reasons for not doing this suddenly outweigh the reason to do it so you, like myself, never actually fulfill this dream. You sit there upset that number 69 or number 00 will never get what they had coming to them and that’s just it, thats how she goes.
Well, every once in a while a unicorn is born. There is not one, but two rainbows. You look to the sky and you see a big ol’ piggy flapping his wins and you see a guy haul off and buckle somebody in a handshake line. To everyone who thinks this kid is in the wrong I argue that you always need to have your head on a swivel in the handshake line and the awareness was negative five thousand. ALSO, I figured there would be mayhem but literally nobody did anything— the kid who got hit must have done something that both teams looked at and said “Oh, well makes sense.” To get KO’d in a handshake line and not have a single teammate jump in solidifies the fact that this guy is a zero and for that, he deserved to get punched in the face. Anyways, hope everyone has a great Tuesday- We’re off to a hot start.