What Would You Do if Another Player Stole Your Stick?

I love everything about this move. Are you going to get your ass kicked by the entire bench? Signs point to yes. But under no circumstance can anyone ever say you got alpha’d by a half a dozen number 69s. How can you look at yourself in the mirror knowing some asshole who wears viper sunglasses, has 7 different juul chargers and who’s opening line on tinder is “Wanna fuck? lol” stole your Easton Syngery? Instead of bluffing, you throw you cards down on the table as hard as you can and I think we can all respect a straight shooter. Also, when you do this, there can be no hesitation. The moment you hesitate is the moment you lose the element of surprise. Does this guy look like he hesitated?


My question is, where the fuck is your team? Sure, a couple guys come in super casually, but when you see a teammate go ass over tea kettle into the opposing teams bench you need to be ready to hit the eject button. It doesn’t matter if its your best player or a guy who shows up every 5 weeks, one team one dream is a motto most beer league champions live by. Beer league man, I love this shit.

Author: Ked

1st line thoughts with a 4th line heart. Hope you guys enjoy the site and let us know what we can do to make it better. ALWAYS remember-- When in doubt, glass and out.

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