Carolina Hurricanes Fans Should Call Their Senator to Waive the Tony DeAngelo Signing

Maybe we don’t call our senators but like, I mean, can you freakin’ believe this?! Outrage, betrayal, treachery. Today we learned that our Carolina Hurricanes might be signing the NHLs bad boy Tony DeAngelo to a one year deal. This is the same Tony DeAngelo who got kicked off of the New York Rangers for getting in a fight with their goalie. Like, AS IF. Queue the goalie jokes:

The Hurricanes have really worked on bringing in a new culture over the last couple of years. Don’t believe me? How about the siren? HOW ABOUT THE FREAKIN’ SIREN?

Do you think Scotty McCreery would’ve cranked that up if he knew Tony D was coming to town. HELL NO. Someone better apologize to Scotty before he writes a song about Hurricanes and this whole debacle. Not. Cool.

What about the Storm Surge? I swear to god if they let Tony partake in the Storm Surge I will cancel my season tickets.

Remember when Don Cherry called us Jerks? Are we actually Jerks now? I don’t know if I could handle that. And now we have to deal with this.

I’ll never forget 7/27/21. Ever.

Author: Ked

1st line thoughts with a 4th line heart. Hope you guys enjoy the site and let us know what we can do to make it better. ALWAYS remember-- When in doubt, glass and out.

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